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Glenn Beck vs. The Vampires

Am I the only one who is freaking out!

Apparently there are Vampires on the loose. Roaming through the halls of government looking for…money. The money of our children. They are actually destroying our country by sucking the money out of everything.

Why hasn’t this become national news? What are we supposed to do?

I heard that in parts of Texas you can’t by any wood to make stakes but this seems wrong. What would kill a vampire who lives off of money? How do we stop them? In my own personal case they need only be married to my wife…see if you can find enough money to survive then.

But in a bigger sense, what is a country to do? First, we must look to the root of the problem which of course is Socialism. It is not in your history books but those of us in the know are aware of where this all started…Transylvania. Yes…Dracula was a Socialist. The first, in fact.

And while Socilaism was kept at bay for centuries due to aggressive fiscal policies and the advent of indoor lighting it did remain alive in Luxumbourg and Flint, Michigan.

But now it is back, and if we are to believe Glenn Beck it is about to take over our country. What to do…what to do? While our friends at Fox News are clamoring for ways to combat this scourge, I myself have the solution...

..one word...

Buffy!

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